Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins have gone their separate ways after 23 years together. This is seriously some surprising shit! They never cursed their relationship by saying the words "I DO" in front of a preacher, so I figured they would last foreeeeever. There's no hope for any of us. Let's all get in the convertible and drive to Mexico.

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"Actress Susan Sarandon and her partner of 23 years, actor Tim Robbins have announced that they separated over the summer. No further comments will be made."

OVER THE SUMMER!? Love died in the summer, and all of us have been going around like nothing is wrong?

Well, I guess it must get boring waking up to the same face every morning for the past 23 years. On the other hand, it must be sad no longer waking up to the same face every morning after 23 years. I need to stop, because I'm starting to sound like a Roberta Flack song.

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