This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
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Here's something horribly depressing to think about: A pair of Jimmy Choo shoes will run you over $350 US, which is pretty much more than most people throughout the world will make in a month. Not only does Paris Hilton get them for free, but she even gets paid more than that to go out to their parties, despite the fact that you could fit her resume on the inside of a Snapple cap. I'm not saying that someone should go out and kill Paris Hilton, I'm just saying that it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if someone were to "accidentally" feed her feet first through a wood chipper.

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