Sparrow Madden, Ladies and Gentlemen
I like Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. I really do. They actually seem like a grounded couple and good parents. But damn do they make some ugly childrens. I took heat like a year ago when I remarked that Harlow was " unfortunate " looking, but COME ON. Clearly, I'm onto something here. It probably goes without saying, but when your kid bears a striking resemblance to "Pugsley" from the Addams Family it's best to avoid stripes.

Picture of Sparrow Madden, Ladies and Gentlemen [source:webstersismybitch.com]







































