Penis Size Matters
Rihanna is a size queen and isn't going to date some man with a little penis. I guess it's safe to say Chris Brown was rocking a big tube steak considering how long they stayed together. I used the below picture because I figured Rihanna likes everything big. Big hair, big jewelry, big purses, so a big penis is a given.
Picture of Rihanna: Penis Size Matters [source:Poponthepop.com]
When she was asked what a man can do to impress her in a recent interview with Bravo magazine, Rihanna made it clear that size does matter and if you ain't packin, well your just plain boring.
"He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn't make it fun. Right now I don't want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun."
I'll bet she made a lot of little wanker guys go completely limp when they heard she wants her own personal John Holmes. It's alright little men, there's always blow up dolls that don't care what size you are![source:Poponthepop.com]
