Oh, Fuck Me.

This is yet another one of those One of my Facebook friends messaged me stories. Youve probably realized by now that my Facebook friends dont actually like me. They throw horrible notes up on my wall such as I heard that The Beautiful Life might be coming back on the air and then they go hide behind their Farmville application for days at a time.

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Its not official and when I say not official you should know that Im referring to my last ray of hope. Because if this shit comes back on the air, Ill have to go back to watching it. The last time I was subjected to this visual massacre, I spent three days in ICU. Not really, but I did have digestive issues for a week. Heres the scoop:

The shows Facebook page indicated that the CW will be airing the remaining two episodes it cracks me up that they only filmed four this summer. Though there has been no talk of renewal, those unseen episodes could possess just the right amount of magic to make that happen.

Listen, theres only one way this show is ever going to garner interest enough to be picked up by any network. If, in episode three (the first of the two yet to be aired) Mischas character gets killed in the opening credits and then the rest of the characters refer to episodes one and two as having been just a bad dream, maybe, just maybe there will be enough of an audience to see a Season Two. Or a Season One continuation. In other words, this cannot happen. The show cant exist without Misch and shes through with television. Shes too talented for TV she promised me she wouldnt do another series and Im holding her to it and is focusing all her attention on movie scripts now. This pledge cannot be broken, Misch.

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