Needle Dick
For Pajiba's 5th Birthday Week, here are the 10 15 Worst Blockbusters of All Time. I'm looking at you, Michael "Micropenis" Bay. ( Pajiba ) You know what Nicky Hilton does for fun? Hang outside clubs and laugh at people who don't get in. Apparently, being a horrid bitch runs in the Hilton Family. ( The Blemish )
Picture of Snaps: Needle Dick [source:webstersismybitch.com]
In other "Hiltons being dicks" news, Perez Hilton can pretty much go choke on a bag of shit for all I care. ( College Candy )
Ever wanted to see Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried get it on while covered in corn syrup and food coloring? Well have I got the movie for you! ( Yeeeah! )
How did Lindsay Lohan mourn the death of Michael Jackson? By taking off all her clothes. Naturally. ( CelebWarship )
Gee, Leighton Meester's new song came out AWFULLY close to her leaked sex tape. Hmmmmm. ( POTP )
Drea de Matteo is set to become a regular on Desperate Housewives . Awwww.it's cute how ABC thinks people still care about that show! ( Seriously? OMG! )
Kid Rock and Kellie Pickler are dating, apparently having bonded over their single-digit IQs, shitty music, and complete lack of self-awareness. ( Celebitchy )
Kate Gosselin's book got delayed, probably because she was too busy raping puppies. ( BricksAndStones )
So according to PETA, exploiting animals is bad, but exploiting a recently deceased human being? A-Okay! ( Agent Bedhead ) [source:webstersismybitch.com]
