Aubrey ODay needs to be brought down on charges of animal abuse. (Moe Jackson) Jeremy Pivens new movie will blow your motherfucking mind out the back of your head and leave you shitting in your seat. (Pajiba)

Picture of Quickies: Monkey in the Middle [source:yeeeah.com]

Avril Lavignes marriage is a sham. Just like her music. (WIMB)

Top Ten Onscreen Lesbian Kisses. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

John Travolta and his wife on the brink of divorce over Jetts death! (popbytes)

Jason Bigg attacked by a Barbary Ape! Ah, there is a God. (Seriously? OMG)

Miley Cyrus upskirt pics! And Im not even sure thats legal. (Glamzilla)

Kirsten Dunst is back on the sauce. (Bricks and Stones)

Ha ha Anderson Cooper burns Heidi Montag! (Socialite Life)

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen appear to have aged forty years in the space of six months. (Hollywood Rag)

Madonnas new Celebration video teaser might be the worst thing ever made. (Holy Moly!)

Beyonce named Woman of the Year by Billboard Magazine. (Gone Hollywood)

Project Runways Kenley is out of jail and looking to score. Sounds just like my uncle! (Jezebel)

Meet Hungarian porn star Maria Geronazzo and youll know why Hungarian porn never made it big in the States. Yikes. (Velvet)[source:yeeeah.com]