Mariah Carey as a Nurse in Her “Up Out My Face” Video

I remember I was eleven years old and sitting in homeroom when I got my first period. I had to get special permission to go to the office and call my mom so she could bring me a change of underpants from home. So anyway, Mom stuffs a pair of underwear and a giant pink maxipad into a Ziploc bag and leaves it with the office secretary, who in turn sends it to my gym teacher as hes holding a mike to call square dancing in the gym. He takes one look at it, waves the baggie over his head and announces into the mike, Abby, your clean panties are here! and everyone bursts into hysterical laughter and points and I cry so hard my nose bleeds. The sad part is, that wasnt even half as embarrassing as Mariah Careys new video. She really ought to be goddamned ashamed of herself.

Picture of Mariah Carey as a Nurse in Her “Up Out My Face” Video [source:yeeeah.com]

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