Kristen Stewart On Dating Robert Pattinson
I'm starting to have a Patt Stew seizure from all this news about whether Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are dating or not. Earlier I posted a story about the two just being friends, then I read they were seen smooching last night. Somebody please give me a Vicodin.
Picture of Kristen Stewart On Dating Robert Pattinson: F*ck Off! [source:Poponthepop.com]
"I probably wouldve answered it if people hadnt made such a big deal about it. But I'm not going to give the fiending an answer."
Kristen's like a little dark mullet haired deer that we just scared back into the woods. Too much attention and the deer takes off running or in Kristen's case, she won't talk! She won't give a straight answer and says to think about every hypothetical situation between her and Robert Pattinson.
See I told you either Robert liked penis or she was a lezbo. If Rob is going to go be gay, he better be hooking up with Taylor Lautner. Now that story would throw everyone off![source:Poponthepop.com]
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