Jon & Kate Spend Independence Day Together
Jon and Kate kept their hate for each other on the down low yesterday as they celebrated the Fourth of July with their kiddies. Jon's peen was probably lit up like a sparkler the entire time, because it knew it would go home to its own bed where Kate Gosselin's grouchy possum hair wouldn't hiss at it in the middle of the night. Indepenis Day for John!
Picture of Jon & Kate Spend Independence Day Together [source:dlisted.com]
The day ended without The Kool-Aid Man Jon throwing a firecracker at the rabid beast on Kate's head, so they are making progress! Kate must have sedated her possum head, because the raggedy mammals didn't run up the stairs while the fireworks are going off. You know how animals get around that shit!
And you're probably wondering why the hell they are doing fireworks in the daytime? Um, how are the paps going to get clear shots of their asses if God's bright spotlight isn't on them? Durr.[source:dlisted.com]
