Jon Gosselin Continues to be Gross
This story makes me want to vomit up the Hot Pocket I ate for lunch, but apparently Fat Asian Spencer Pratt's insatiable lust for women knows no bounds. Star is reporting that garden variety skank is no longer good for him, and now he wants to score himself some D list tail.
Picture of Jon Gosselin Continues to be Gross [source:webstersismybitch.com]
"Jon said he really wants to hook up with Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Cavallari and Whitney Port," an insider tells Star. As we report in our new issue, on newsstands now, the soon to be divorced dad of eight has crafted a "hit list" of starlets he'd like to add to the notches on his bedpost! (Source)
Yeah right. Even those girls from "The Hills" have higher standards than that. Like they'll just bang any old asshole in an Ed Hardy shirt; and last time I checked Jon Gosselin still wasn't one of Bruce Jenner's offspring. Lindsay on the other hand . Yeah, she'd probably do him. But to be fair Lindsay Lohan has probably never even heard of "Jon and Kate Plus Eight." [source:webstersismybitch.com]
