Ho Ho HOLY FUCKING SHIT
A Christmas Carol : Guaranteed to scare the sweet ever loving crap out of your children this Holiday Season! ( Pajiba ) I don't think I've mentioned this before, but I love Taylor Swift (She's so sparkly!) which is kinda why I loved her SNL monologue as much as I did. ( Yeeeah! )
Picture of Snaps: Ho Ho HOLY FUCKING SHIT [source:webstersismybitch.com]
Joe Jackson, not quite content with being a terrible celebrity father, has decided to become THE terrible celebrity father. ( The Blemish )
I still say Family Guy has gone down hill since it came back on the air, but I still think this was pretty funny. ( Seriously? OMG! )
James Gandolfini hit a paparazzi who had the fucking GALL to take pictures of him from a reasonable distance while he was out in public. The nerve of those paparazzi! ( Celebitchy )
Paris Hilton is so stupid ("How stupid is she?") that she doesn't even know that Chelsea Handler is mocking her dumb, vacant ass. ( Celebslam )
Kathy Griffin think Gays and girls are going to be pleased with Levi Johnston's Playgirl pics.Oh, who are we kidding, it's just the gays at this point. ( HollyWire )
A propos of absolutely fuck all: Jon Hamm! Sexy! Yay! ( CelebSmack )
And just to even things out: Joanna Krupa! Sexy! Yay! There, we all happy now? ( usemycomputer )
Steven Tyler reportedly quit Aerosmith, which I'm sure must come as a shock to those of you who actually knew Aerosmith were still together. ( Allie Is Wired )
Today's Celebrity Nip Slip comes from Eva Mendes. ( Celeb Jihad ) [source:webstersismybitch.com]
