Gerard Butler is hittin’ that
Gerard Butler, who previously denied hooking up with Jennifer Aniston, will now be known as Gerard Butler, who denied hooking up with Lindsay Lohan. The Mirror says he and Lindsay were partying at the Sol Kerzner Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco when Lindsay came up to him and swept him off his feet with her sweet, nectary nicotine breath. She told The Mirror, Hes hot, hes mine! Ive got no ring on my finger so Im gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all. Lindsay and Gerard then made out for a while and left together in a golf cart (no really).
Picture of Gerard Butler is hittin’ that [source:theblemish.com]
Hopefully Gerard bought the special Lindsay Lohan condoms. The ones made out of forged steel and blessed by priests the world over. His penis needs its own armada if it wants to leave Lindsays vagina unscathed.[source:theblemish.com]
