Doughnut Dick
Ever wonder what your Third Date Flick says about the path of your relationship? Well feel free to check this bitch out! ( Pajiba ) Wanna keep people from speeding? Well, why not throw a bunch of life-size cardboard cut-outs of Brad Pitt all over the place? ( Agent Bedhead )
Picture of Snaps: Doughnut Dick [source:webstersismybitch.com]
Lindsay Lohan is being a slut? Huh, must be Thursday again. ( Yeeeah! )
Are Megan Fox and Zac Efron dating? I don't know, but the sex would probably be like smashing a Barbie against a Ken Doll while making kissy noises. ( BricksAndStones )
Awww, Hayden Pannettiere is single.again. I guess her ex wasn't a big fan of misspelled tattoos and long-ass last names. ( The Blemish )
Because you can never have enough Neil Patrick Harris, it looks like he'll be the host for The Emmy Awards. *Swoon* ( Seriously? OMG! )
What's more awkward than rekindling a relationship with your ex-boyfriend? How about having your ex's family using you to further their son's career? Classy. ( Celebitchy )
David Beckham and Tits McGee have joined forces to sell Calvin Klein underwear. Spiffy! ( POTP )
Who's a bigger celebritard? Mariah Carey or J.Lo? Personally, I'm siding with Mariah. Girl couldn't rub two brain cells together to light a match. ( College Candy ) [source:webstersismybitch.com]
