Andy Dick Is In The News….
And of course, he's in the news for turning on the fuckery to full blast and getting himself arrested. TMZ reports that Andy Dick was busted in Huntington, West Virginia early this morning and charged with two felony counts of sexual abuse. Andy is currently sitting in a jail cell waiting to be arraigned.
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Dicky is in Huntington for two shows at the Funny Bone comedy club. After last night's show, Wandering Hands Dick went to Rum Runners bar. TMZ has a few pictures of Dick trying to suck the wax out of another dude's ear. Dick went to another bar before he was arrested.
We don't know what kind of sexual abuse Dick did, but you'd ring the alarm and call 911 if he even winked at your ass with tongue. Because Dicky Dicky has a long history of not keeping his paws to himself. In 2007, he was kicked out of Jimmy Kimmel Live for grabbing Ivanka Trump's titty balls without permission. A year later, Dicky the Molester was arrested after he pulled a 17 year old girl's top down, exposing her illegal chichis. Who does he think he is? The American Elena Di Cioccio?!
Why does this nasty drunk ass keeps molesting boobs that don't belong to him? We all promise to stop with the "Andy Loves Dick" shit if he stops trying to convince us otherwise by fondling lady nipples.
Seriously though, somebody needs to get him a nice pair of silicone breasts that he can grab in the comfort of his own bedroom all day long. Although, I can't promise that one day those silicone breasts won't learn how to use a telephone and call the cops on his ass.
UPDATE: Here's a little video of Andy Dick telling a WSAZ reporter that he got arrested, because "people were grabbing" at him. But the real question is, who in the fuck would grab Andy Dick?
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